This post should be in the early September archives, but slithered by in transition. Lord Voldemort back from the dead? Dr. Dolittle run amok? Apparently Zionists speak Parseltongue in addition to programming squirrels, pigeons, rats, and wild boars, though the latest critter may have a "real life" mechanical counterpart. You can't make this stuff up alert: "Jews Train Snakes to Attack Palestinians" by Earl Morningstarr, The Morningstarr, September 8:
Arabs in Samaria have complained that attack snakes are being sent into the area from the Israeli city of Ariel, one woman has been bitten by one such snake. The local Palestinians base this accusation on the fact that a woman nearby to Ariel was bitten by a snake which witnesses say then fled back towards the city. The Palestinians interpreted the snake's heading as a clear indication that the reptile was a trained assassin working for Mossad.
LMAO...I was wondering what happened to damned snake. If anyone sees him again, he answers to the name mohammed; just don't say alluahaha akbar near him, it drives him completely nuts.
Well real life snakes usually like to eat rodents, guess if the Palestinians kept their property more sanitary there would be less rats.
"The Palestinians interpreted the snake's heading as a clear indication that the reptile was a trained assassin working for Mossad."
Palestinian voodoo mystics?....
More Fun w/Snakes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y6lx5kNjUE
LOL, er yeah right....
This is what 7th century thinking gets you.
They just think they're in the 21st century 'cause some of them have cell phones.
Once again I'm reminded of Monty Python, which seems to happen quite a bit when it comes to these silly muslim ideas.
Ah geez. This is rich.
Trained snakes are evil, but suicide bombers are saintly. Gotcha.
LOL! Well, the serpent in the Garden of Eden spoke Hebrew (as did God, Adam, and Eve). There just might be something to this Falastin Arab charge. But, what then happens to the Arabic Qu'ran? Dear Falastin Arabs, better join 'em if you can't beat 'em.
Anyone who believes in a talking snake need to up their meds.
Two decades ago I sat in a living room and listened while a Lebanese lady who was not Muslim but Greek Orthodox, solemnly assured me (and other listeners) that the ever-dastardly Israelis had deliberately released over Lebanon bees carrying a certain disease that would wipe out Lebanese bees, all in order to help Israeli beekeepers. A kind of Zionist-prompted Colony Collapse Disorder, before CCD became the easy and popular thing that it is, alas, today.
Not only Arab Muslims are prone to conspiracy theories and sheer craziness, but those who, while Christian, allow themselves to be unduly affected by the general circumambient craziness in which they have to live. I think, but am not sure, that if that lady had been Maronite rather than Greek Orthodox, and thus better able to call on a non-Arab identity (the Maronites may use Arabic, may have Arabic names -- though they carefully preserve, for subtly semaphoring puroposes, such first names as Georges and Antoine and Pierre), she would not have been so taken in by such an obvious bit of nonsense, much less dared to repeat it to skeptical, surprised, and even in the end shocked Westerners, who expressed their amazement not directly to her, but spoke about it only among themselves, afterwards.
These people are beyond parody.
Which is perhaps part of the problem.
The old story is told about a Jew who used to read Nazi propaganda papers. His friends asked him "Why do you read that filthy bunch of lies?" "Because," he replied, "every time we feel powerless and unable to change anything, these people tell wonderful stories of nefarious plots to take over the world that our people have done, and I feel much better."
The Arab media is a lot like that. I wish the Mossad could charm snakes that well, but I really doubt they can. Nevertheless, I can't help smirking for every one of these ignoramuses who thinks it must be possible.
The real TWO-HEADED SNAKE lives at 1000 Pennsylvania Avenue
We must encourage this type of thinking... spread the truth of those conspiracies...
I heard that the Israelis have invented a type of aids that you can get from goats, therefore all goats must be slaughtered and their meat destroyed.
I also read that the Israelis have implanted listening and tracking devices in all palestinian prisoners, they must be found and removed otherwise no former prisoners can be trusted.
Also learned that the US government built special tracing devices into the assault rifle they have supplied to the PLO police force, with a control that causes the guns to misfire - they must all be destroyed.
Did you know that the birds have been infected with a virus so their droppings that causes sterility? Kill all the birds.
Did you know that...
Michelle Obama's cousin is 'Rabbi' Capers Funnye who is a leader of the 'Black Israelite Community' in Chicago;
they believe that Black Africans were the original Jews
and not Semites. Naturally, these Black Hebrews are not
recognized as real Jews by any Jewish authority and for obvious good reasons. This Rabbi is simply a false Jewish version of 'Reverend' Wright.
It is typical of Leftwing Black activists in Chicago
to co-opt other successful group's efforts (in this case,
Jews) and claim them as their own.
If you want to understand Obama's Black Nationalist
foreign and Middle-East policies just look to his
Cousin-in-Law the so-called Black Israelite Rabbi.
I would call it 'Funnye' if it wasn't so FUNNY.
As soon as I can stop laughing and can breath again after seen this story I guess I can post.
ROFL, is there really anything that can be said about these backward thinking people, not really.
What meds no way let them just inbreed a bit more, who know that could really help the situation.
Anyway medicine is a Zion conspiracy, they need to embrace Scientology, there we go Muslim Scientologist now that be something.
Get over it he won you lost, move on.
Well, Robert, one has to admit that the Palestinians seem to have just enough imagination to create some outstanding comic relief to their usually horrific activities; maybe there is some good in them.
But probably not.
Anyway, I laughed out loud when I reasd this.
We must encourage this type of thinking... spread the truth of those conspiracies...
I heard that the Israelis have invented a type of aids that you can get from goats, therefore all goats must be slaughtered and their meat destroyed.
I also read that the Israelis have implanted listening and tracking devices in all palestinian prisoners, they must be found and removed otherwise no former prisoners can be trusted.
Also learned that the US government built special tracing devices into the assault rifle they have supplied to the PLO police force, with a control that causes the guns to misfire - they must all be destroyed.
Did you know that the birds have been infected with a virus so their droppings that causes sterility? Kill all the birds.
Did you know that...
I saw a garter snake in the yard the other day.
Perhaps I could fit it with a tiny helmet and enlist it in the cause of fighting the Global Jihad. They don't have fangs though, so I'll train it to use double numchucks.
Watch out Mohammedans - a numchuck-swinging garter snake in a pith helmet is slithering your way!
Biting the Moslemah made the snake very sick, and so it naturally headed for the Israeli town to get good medical treatment.
posted by Sashland:
"I heard that the Israelis have invented a type of aids that you can get from goats."
If the Israelis have really made goats into carriers of AIDS, the we can expect a drastic fall in the Moslem male population in the next few years. It would be even more drastic if they could also infect donkeys and sheep.
...this headline is hissssssssterical :)
Anybody up for a REALLY big stretch to say they might have a point? Check out Numbers 21:9
Tell me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
HMM could the snake have been one of the beloved shaheed
returning to earth after finding that he gets to spend the afterlife as a snake rather than getting 72 virgins
what's next? roaches, spiders, and mosquitos?
Hm. Snakes attacking their own ;).
I like it!
If only the Israelis did use snakes on the murderous Hamas types, it would save the lives of Israeli civilains and shortcut those disgusting kidnap attempts.
Those superstitious, alienated, inbred, hysterics do blame others in a quite entertaining way, I'll grant them that.
Funny I know people who keep snakes as pets and they have not been able to train them like that. BTW, the animal control in Florida might like some pointers fro the Israelis, they have a horrible snake(python) problem there.
Gosh those Jews are so cool! They can control wild reptiles, I assume with the power of their minds, shape shift into apes and pigs...like I said COOL! :) *sarc off*
...this headline is hissssssssterical :)
Thanks, champ! Well put!;)
Palestinians having yet another hissy fit!
Well, They believe in a talking ass...
(Before the death threats begin, I want to be clear - I meant a donkey, not muhammad...)
;)
Addition: after numerous snakes were admitted to emergency departments with food poisoning, the program has ben stopped. One snake was quoted as saying "...it was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Funnily enough, they taste like bacon."
The snakes were the pleasant reptilian variety, not like the left wing apologists for islamo-fascism.
What a relief!
I had been training Slim to do just what he did.
He was such an eager student. I could hardly restrain him.
I am happy to hear he was successful.
I am sure he is headed back to me for some additional post graduate training in hissing and hugging.
Good for you, Slim. See you soon.
Aren't the Palistinian schools teaching biology with the tons of money we give them?
Poor snakes. Any time now the "Palestinians" can begin pogroming them, calling them "Jews". Will anyone be surprised? I do wish, however, that instead of those "Palestinians" there dwelled an equal number of snakes, even of the most poisonous kind. The Israeli people would collectively breath a huge sigh of relief, for it would be a lot easier for them to get along with snakes than with the "Palestinians".
Ruslan Tokhchukov, EnragedSince1999.
"The Palestinians interpreted the snake's heading as a clear indication that the reptile was a trained assassin working for Mossad."
Believing in "trained snakes" is NOTHING when compared to their even stranger belief that Muhammad was a prophet. I mean, who in their right mind believes that a liar, thief, rapist, pedophile and murderer was a prophet from God? Yeah, so believing in attack snakes is all in a days work for a good Mohammedan.
Touche!
It`s laughable but people really seem to believe such reports as through the centuries these lies have been said about the jews, although the uneducated masses probably wouldn`t be able to disseminate truth from fiction!
The devil is the `Father of Lies` so he works through islam to lie and deceive and amazingly people take it on board!
It`s laughable but people really seem to believe such reports as through the centuries these lies have been said about the jews, although the uneducated masses probably wouldn`t be able to disseminate truth from fiction!
The devil is the `Father of Lies` so he works through islam to lie and deceive and amazingly peopletake it on board!
It`s laughable but people really seem to believe such reports as through the centuries these lies have been said about the jews, although the uneducated masses probably wouldn`t be able to disseminate truth from fiction!
The devil is the `Father of Lies` so he works through islam to lie and deceive and amazingly peopletake it on board!
Lies and propaganda about the jews have gone on throughout the centuries, any excuse to persecute the jews!
Gullible, ignorant people, especially those who have a hatred for the jewish people would be happy to jump on the bandwagon and continue the lies.
The devil is quite adept at using his cohorts in the flesh to perpetuate these lies!
Islam is the perfect tool to use!
Sorry for the repeated entries but the posts would not work and had to rewrite and submit again.