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Proposal: Men Listen to Women for Five Seconds
Jumping off the success of YouTube’s ad model, we will require men to listen to women speak before they move on to content featuring other men, themselves, or animals.
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Heather Nauert Says Visit to “It’s a Small World” Ride Qualifies Her For U.N. Job
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Trump’s choice for the post noted that, while career diplomats might spend twenty to thirty years learning about only one country, “I learned about twenty-five countries in fifteen minutes.”
A Letter to My Talent Agency
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Although I have enjoyed my time as an I.C.M. client, I will not hesitate to inquire with the United Talent and Creative Artists Agencies about becoming the new Snoopy balloon at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Dear Pepper
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Suggestions for dealing with writer’s block, and what to do if you notice that someone forgot to zip up.
Mascots for the Rest of Us
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For people who talk about Bitcoin constantly, who suddenly remember they’re in quite a bit of debt, and more.
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