Op-Ed: Why all buildings on this campus should be renamed Arillaga
Some (misinformed) people may think that this is too many. I argue that it isn’t enough.
Michelle Fu
Contact Michelle at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.
An Open Letter to the Underwear in the Toyon Third Floor Showers
"I literally sent a message to the dorm Slack asking you to go away, but here you are, mocking me."
The top 10 most devious licks on campus
The Largest Planet in the Engineering Quad: Although the light academia vibes of the engineering quad might be diminished by robbing part of this new art installation, you’d probably be doing the engineering community a favor by removing a hazardous obstacle for bikers and skaters.
YA side characters confused as to why strong female lead has fallen for man with personality of a paper plate
HUMOR: “Just last week she was madly in love with a boy who I couldn’t describe with a gun to my head.”
But, like, how good is chess ACTUALLY?
HUMOR: Based on story, characters, balance, gameplay and enjoyability, we determine, once and for all, if chess really lives up to the hype.
The Unethicist: My little sister is taller than me. What now?
HUMOR: Dear Unethicist, It has become horrifyingly apparent that my little sister is now taller than me. Am I in the wrong if I do something about it? —Short Sibling
The Unethicist: No one is sending missed connections about me. What do I do?
HUMOR: The Unethicist is a column for Michelle Fu (who has never taken an ethics class) to answer your burning ethical quandaries.
Stanford YouTubers left scrambling for content as distance learning drags on
While distance learning has been difficult for the whole Stanford community, one group has been disproportionately affected by the costs of living at home: college YouTubers.
Biden, USA decide to elope
President-Elect Joe Biden announced that he and the USA will be forgoing the traditional inauguration, opting instead to elope in the Sierra Nevada.
Realistic resolutions for your 2021
2020 is over! Somehow everything is even worse. Throw your grand ideas about “working out more” and “getting good grades” into the trash because here are five realistic resolutions you should set for this new year.
Millions of Americans suddenly confused as to what to do with newfound knowledge of Georgia
SATIRE: “Prior to November third, if you pointed a gun to my head and asked me to point out Georgia on a map, I’d be dead in an instant. I miss those days.”
My math professor apparently reads my articles, so I’m writing this one just for her
IMPORTANT: this article is for Professor Venkatesh only! If you aren’t Professor Venkatesh, what are you even doing on this page!
Student resolves that he’ll raise his grades right before taking fifth consecutive self-care day
Minutes after pledging to himself that this would be the quarter his GPA went up, Jason Lin ’23 could be found lying on his bed, deeply entrenched in rat videos on TikTok as a Twitch Minecraft stream played in the background.
Student tries to profess love for hot TA through pointed questions in Zoom chat
Stanford may be virtual, and students may be Zooming from their childhood bedrooms, but still, against all odds, feels still find a way to flourish.
New frosh shocked when Vice Provost Sarah Church enters their homes during NSO
Stanford frosh everywhere were startled and confused during NSO when the new Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education suddenly emerged from their electronic devices like the girl from “The Ring.”
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