Some Christmas cheer
Tuesday, December 17th, 2002Some deeply warped Christmas humor here . Now,
this Santa might get me the presents I really want. Like,
say, a custom-tuned Baer .45 semiauto. Or Liv Tyler, fetchingly
attired in nothing but a pair of Arwen ears.
I actually did get a really peculiar Christmas present from a
stranger this morning. It was a gourmet [...]