By the data to date, there is only one animal in the Galaxy dangerous to man – man himself. So he must supply his own indispensable competition. He has no enemy to help him.

—Lazarus Long


Archive for January, 2009

Warmed-over Vista

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

OK, it’s now definite. Windows 7 is gonna suck, and suck hard.
The plausible suspicion all along has been that it’s the Vista codebase with a superficial paint job. Now it appears there are holes in the paint; the public Windows 7 beta describes itself as Vista.

The sound of empire falling, episode 2

Monday, January 26th, 2009

From “200 Laptops Break a Business Model” in the pages of the New York Times:

So who’s up, who’s down and who’s out this time around? Microsoft’s valuable Windows franchise appears vulnerable after two decades of dominance. Revenue for the company’s Windows operating system fell for the first time in history in the last quarter of [...]

The present war in Gaza

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Some commenters have asked me to express a position on the war in Gaza.

Scenes from Mixed Martial Arts

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009

There’s a classic Warner Brothers cartoon from 1951 1948 in which Bugs Bunny takes on a huge, evil bruiser of a fighter called the Crusher. One of the funniest bits is a scene where Bugs is grunting and straining in an attempt to shift one of the Crusher’s legs. The viewpoint pans back [...]

Master Foo and the Nervous Novice

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

There was a novice who learned much at the Master’s feet, but felt something to be missing. After meditating on his doubts for some time, he found the courage to approach Master Foo about his problem.
“Master Foo,” he asked “why do Unix users not employ antivirus programs? And defragmentors? And malware cleaners?”
Master Foo smiled, and [...]

The Politics of Lexicography, or How To Become Normative Without Really Trying

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

One of many hats I wear is that of a lexicographer. In 1990 I began maintaining the Jargon File, still available on my website and released as three paper editions in 1991, 1993, and 1996. At the time, I was a bit nervous about what I might learn if a “real” lexicographer ever [...]

My comment to the FCC on DRM

Friday, January 9th, 2009

This comment is not confidential; I grant unconditional permission to republish it in full.
DRM is a disaster for everyone involved with it, because it cannot do what it claims but imposes large costs in the process of failing. The people who have sold DRM technologies to Big Media are frauds playing on the ignorance [...]